The 924 Must Win OR ELSE!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 03/26/2014 at 13:53 • Filed to: Vote Porsche 924, Porsche 924, Beat-Off, Domination, Racecar, 924 FTW, Vote 924 or Else

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Well, it's either that or I lose faith in humanity. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! are anywhere near as awesome. NONE.

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Mmm. Look at that awesome, lightweight racing platform out of a VW that was meant to be some kind of fancy Scirocco. This is why the 924 must win: often hooned, but probably wasn't meant to be.

THE 924 MUST CONTINUE ITS STREAK OF DOMINATION!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 13:54

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E36 is the ultimate beatoff machine.

Trust me, I've been single for over a year.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2014 at 13:57

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Hahahahahahahahaha.

NO.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 13:58

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Arguing for best beater

Shows pictures of six-figure race cars

daender > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:00

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I'm sorry

I can't hear you

BRAP-BRAP-BRAP

ncasolowork2 > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:00

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Like the Baja Bug the 924 is going to do a Full Ovlove (it is going down) The FC RX-7 has been dominating on a scale just shy of the CRX. It won't matter. The Impreza is going to win it all anyhow.

Party-vi > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:00

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The 924: Wolfsburg's Best, Stuttgart's Worst

spanfucker retire bitch > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:02

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BRB, voting for whatever is running against it.

Meatcoma > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:04

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This ^ is not a 924.

Stef Schrader > Meatcoma 03/26/2014 at 14:12

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Oops. It's related, though. Related and AWESOME.

Fixed.

JR1 > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:17

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Regardless of what you want to win (I wanted the Fox body) this is what will win:

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 03/26/2014 at 14:19

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^5, wins at VW.

Stef Schrader > ncasolowork2 03/26/2014 at 14:20

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GRR.

Philistines! They're all worse than the 924. Every. Single. One.

Stef Schrader > daender 03/26/2014 at 14:21

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Nope. Still not as awesome. That thing was MEANT to race. The 924? Not so much. Entry-level spootmobile. Raced anyway.

Stef Schrader > spanfucker retire bitch 03/26/2014 at 14:21

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WRONG.

NOPE.

BAD IDEA.

INCORRECT.

NEIN!

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 03/26/2014 at 14:23

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Here's a $500 example, then: 924S!

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Er, uh...

Let's not look at that build cost article again. It makes Stef sad.

Stef Schrader > JR1 03/26/2014 at 14:27

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We must unite against the stinky fanboiz with unlimited time to vote from their mom's basement and CRUSH THEM WITH MOLDY GERMAN STEEL.

spanfucker retire bitch > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:35

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The deed is done. The 924 will not live to beat off another day.

Agrajag > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 14:36

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In a perfect world the 924 would be in the finals against the W123. But I don't that is going to happen sadly.

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Stef Schrader > Agrajag 03/26/2014 at 15:05

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That is a perfect world. Actually, 924 vs. Baja Bug would've been my choice, but I fear our lack of PART TWO! killed that one off.

Even better, if there was a 924 vs. 914 Beat-Off, everyone would win. And by "everyone," I mean "rebadged Volkswagens that are kind of cool."

I would haz a sad, but there's still time...there's STILL TIME! The 924 must crush all inferior wedges!

Stef Schrader > spanfucker retire bitch 03/26/2014 at 15:07

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NEINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Stef Schrader 03/26/2014 at 21:42

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sorry stef I tried to vote as much as I could but it lost

Stef Schrader > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/27/2014 at 11:22

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Hmm. Poll still seems to be open.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Stef Schrader 03/27/2014 at 11:24

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voting time